November 2011
take initiative and try not to hate myself later.
October 2011
“Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by...”
– Oscar Wilde (via human-voices)
Why being a person with a uterus isn't working out...
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GO0O0O0OO0OO0O0O0
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
“My depression is the most faithful mistress I have known — no wonder, then, that...”
– Søren Kierkegaard (via human-voices)
rac:
Katie Herzig - Free Your Mind (RAC Mix)
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ugh i’m having a food baby and i’ve usurped the largest couch with all three of its pillows and a blanket and i refuse to move and i’ve barely studied all day and i’m just not sorry.
“We live in an amazing world and it’s wasted on the crappiest generation of...”
– Louis CK (via roguemonster)
eriksatie: star locket song sailor moon
lilepo replied to your photo: i don’t know what i’m doing or what i’m supposed…
YOU LOOK SO CUTE ALLIE TEACH ME TO BE CUTE PLEASE ALSO WHAT ARE YOU DOING TELL ME MOOORRREEEE
ahh nothing amazing, i just need to do my field study/internship thing to graduate, so i was interviewing at a couple places. i’m choosing between a pre-school and a blindness learning center for kids. the...
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omg too many honey bunny grahams
lilepo:
“The selection committee uses three main criteria: excellent academic references, a well-written statement of research interest (see Admissions Supplemental Instructions), and an excellent GPA in the last two years of university study.”
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looking at potential grad programs and laughing/crying because i’m never getting into anything anywhere (via violeteyelids)
#ACADEMIC REFERENCES?? I...
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my mom: asians are the some of the safest people in the world
me: there are asian gangs too and stuff
my mom: and they're called study groups
me: omg
“Lassie, the scottish are the essence of the UK. We’ve got the wit of the english...”
– Scottish man I met in a pub in Paris (via breakfastburritos)(via croatoan)
