take initiative and try not to hate myself later.
Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by...– Oscar Wilde (via human-voices)
Why being a person with a uterus isn't working out...
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GO0O0O0OO0OO0O0O0
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
My depression is the most faithful mistress I have known — no wonder, then, that...– Søren Kierkegaard (via human-voices)
rac: Katie Herzig - Free Your Mind (RAC Mix) ...
ugh i’m having a food baby and i’ve usurped the largest couch with all three of its pillows and a blanket and i refuse to move and i’ve barely studied all day and i’m just not sorry.
We live in an amazing world and it’s wasted on the crappiest generation of...– Louis CK (via roguemonster)
eriksatie: star locket song sailor moon
lilepo replied to your photo: i don’t know what i’m doing or what i’m supposed… YOU LOOK SO CUTE ALLIE TEACH ME TO BE CUTE PLEASE ALSO WHAT ARE YOU DOING TELL ME MOOORRREEEE ahh nothing amazing, i just need to do my field study/internship thing to graduate, so i was interviewing at a couple places. i’m choosing between a pre-school and a blindness learning center for kids. the...
omg too many honey bunny grahams
lilepo: “The selection committee uses three main criteria: excellent academic references, a well-written statement of research interest (see Admissions Supplemental Instructions), and an excellent GPA in the last two years of university study.” — looking at potential grad programs and laughing/crying because i’m never getting into anything anywhere (via violeteyelids) #ACADEMIC REFERENCES?? I...
my mom: asians are the some of the safest people in the world
me: there are asian gangs too and stuff
my mom: and they're called study groups
Lassie, the scottish are the essence of the UK. We’ve got the wit of the english...– Scottish man I met in a pub in Paris (via breakfastburritos)(via croatoan)